do you think if you set up a queue then went out and killed someone you could use tumblr as an alibi because you had posted things all through the time of the murder
in the shower
- that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
- yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
- why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
- i'ma read the back of this.
- lather, rinse, repeat?
- why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
- hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
- if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
- but you didn't have to CUT ME OFF.
- did i already wash my hair?
- i think i did but i don't remember.
- i'ma do it again.
- FUCK I REPEATED.
- well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
- i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
- i bet it's awkward.
- i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
- okay time to get out.
- where the fuck is my towel.
"Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?"
"There’s free food."